These stools celebrate the past four years of unpresidented stability, and the GENIUS responsible. 

Do you or someone you love have a stable little genius of their own, teetering around the house, running roughshod over long-standing institutions and upending traditional notions of civility, decency, and common sense? 

Do you have an eye for design, support hand-made products, and posses a freshly-minted appreciation for (nearly) functional furniture that speaks to this particular moment in our nation's history?

Are you feeling a bizarre sense of dissociative wonder as you notice your attention drifting uncontrollably towards the "buy it now" button for an object whose mere existence seems to implicate the present as a divergent future from a recent past that now seems impossibly distant?

Well, if you find yourself nodding in affirmation of this final inquiry, I can assure you, having just penned and pondered these words myself, you are not alone... But let's not overthink it.

Proceeds go to Abundant Beginnings Collective in Oakland, California. We support their mission to empower a new generation of critical-thinking young minds.